A fast, high-energy pop punk song about not being able to get a girlfriend.


why can't I get laid
my dad thinks I'm gay
but that's not the case
girls won't sleep with me

I'm not mad cuz I've got porno mags
I can always whack off

once a girl liked me
she was just 15
found out I'm no fun
now I'm all alone


from Smiles and Glances / Angel of Darkness EP, released January 1, 2019
Kevin Mager, Matt Hampson


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Final Round

Final Round is a Rock/Punk/Pop band from Chicago formed in 2003. Members include Dan Lowes, Matt Hampson, Andy Lowes, and Joe Rogalski. Their full length album "None of Us Will Ever Leave a Legacy" was recorded in 2006 by Dan Precision at the Bombshelter Recording Studio in Chicago, IL. Their second album is scheduled for August 2014. ... more

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